The Wog came home from school on Tuesday and announced that she was going to marry Brady, a cute little boy in her class. When I asked her "Why?" she responded, "Because Reed said 'No.'"
(When I told the story to Reed's mother, she informed me that Reed came home from school and told her that Polly had asked him to marry her, but he was thinking he might rather marry her friend Lily. The decision, apparently, was stressing the poor kid out.)
Here are some pictures The Wog's teacher took at school.
(The boy in the picture, btw, is Reed...surrounded by his many marriage prospects. The pumpkin is Daisy, 375 pounds and the 2nd place winner at the Fryeburg Fair!)