WHAT IS ON THE WOG'S MIND AT HALLOWEEN (AND ALL THE TIME)

A volunteer firefighter delivered a presentation on fire safety at The Wog's preschool today. Because many children get frightened and run away from firefighters during fires in their homes, he wore his full uniform to familiarize them with the look while instructing about 911 calls, the importance of smoke alarms, and the concept of "stop, drop and roll," etc. At the conclusion of his talk, the teacher asked if the kids had any questions or concerns for "Firefighter Pete." The Wog immediately raised her hand and when called upon happily declared, "I'm a fairy princess!"