A couple recent Wogisms:
During the drive home one day, I asked The Wog if she knew the name of her school. When I reminded her that it is (oh-so-cutely) called "Lilliputians," she paused, considered, and declared, "And Pollyputians, too!"
We received a wonderful Valentine's Day care package from Minnie and Pop-Pop, which included an adorable pair of pajamas for The Doodle. I told The Wog that the lettering read, "I like trucks and dirt," to which she immediately responded, "I like princesses and hearts." The key to the gender divide--right there.