WOGTORTIONIST

The Wog was eating a cracker in her stroller the other day when she discovered that she could eat with one hand and hold her foot in the other hand. AT THE SAME TIME. She amused herself this way for several minutes...a long time for The Wog, who is not known around these parts for her attention span.


The Wog looks a lot like her Pop-Pop and, I think, a little bit like her Aunt Mary Beth. But the other day at the flooring store, the clerk was enthusing over how much The Wog looks like her father. The Wog looks like everyone who loves her, which we think is pretty neat.


In this picture, The Wog ponders the meaning of life. Her conclusion? A pacifier.