POLLY FAIRPLAY

The Wog is a cheap date. She loves dining out, although she's more about the action than the eating. Restaurants present many opportunities to The Wog, and she takes full advantage of them all, turning into a manic little creature we rarely see in any other environment. Two nights ago at dinner, six spoons ended up on the floor. Last night, she nearly tripped our server although I'm still trying to figure out how she managed that considering her feet were at least two feet off the ground at the time. We remain convinced that she may have a future career as a dentist (she loves to stick her hands in peoples' mouths), a movie star (she's quite the spotlight hog) or a waitress.

A picture of The Wog, throwing down in a restaurant: