TUPPERWOG (OR "DONTCHA WISH YOUR WOGGY WAS CUTE LIKE ME?")

Keeping a clean house is a losing battle these days. (But anyone who knows me will say it was a losing battle before it even began, domestically uninclined as I am.) Still. Tupperware doesn't unstack itself.


The Wog loves to unstack tupperware. Unfortunately, she is not the least bit interested in restacking it. The Wog's other pursuits these days include extricating all the toothbrushes from the toothbrush holder and running around the house screaming, "Teeth! Teeth!"; attempting to feed Piglet raisins, regardless of whether or not Piglet is interested in eating raisins at that particular moment; she usually is, fortunately; and dancing fervently whenever she hears "Dontcha" by the Pussycat Dolls (which she happens to hear frequently since I set it as her father's ringtone ).

Here she is, busting a move and eating an apple, simultaneously.