TWO CONVERSATIONS WITH THE WOG

YESTERDAY
Me: "I love you, Woggy."
The Wog: "I love my pacis."

TODAY:
The Wog: "Awwww. Baby Brother so cute!"
Me: "You know who else is cute? You are."
The Wog: "No!"
Me: "What are you, then?"
The Wog: "Beautiful!"